Act 1
Alter: (sighs) Ego, when are we getting a break?
Ego is scrolling through the interweb.
Ego: After about...twenty...thousand and...ten humans...
Alter: (groans) Okay, okay, okay! I-I-I can do that? Yeah...I can...
A human configures into existence, slightly baffled and afraid.
Human: E-Excuse me? Where am I- AHHHHHHHHHH
Human falls into trapdoor that Alter pulls the lever to.
Ego: (scolding Alter...
Alter: What?? I-I just hate that human's stupid face! (Ego gives a stern look) I'm sorry if I can't hack it! I'll control myself next time.
Ego: (rolls eyes) You can't hack anyway. We're in the Expanse, not the cyber net. And you better control yourself, otherwise we'll get some barking from upstairs again about missing humans.
Alter: We'll just send the next one upstairs, problem solved! Also, we should defo check the cyber net. I wanna place my bets on the doggo coin!
Ego: Fine, but no fooling around. Last time we went there, the... (pop up file showing murderous intent) market... (red alarm going off in the room) crashed... ("INCOMING MURDERER" blasting in the speakers)
[End of Scene]
Act 2
Alter and Ego are playing baseball in the Expanse. It's just a wide space of nothingness. Alter is the hitter and Ego is the pitcher. They both have their baseball equipment and the scene is very intense.
Ego does their windup formation, releasing his strength into the baseball, which, when leaving their hand, is revealed to be a decapitated head.
Alter then takes a huge swing and hits what looks like a homerun.
The decapitated head then spins and lands into the door that leads to the upstairs.
Alter and Ego are seen standing next to each other, high fiving.
Ego: Good one.
Alter: Noice!
[End of Scene]
